// haiku.js file
// JavaScript Document
function makeArray(len) {
for (var i = 0; i < len; i++) this[i] = null;
this.length = len;
}
// you add as many quotes as you want here just make sure to change the makeArray(number)
haiku = new makeArray(33);
haiku[0] = "The web site you seek
Lies beyond our perception
But others await.",
haiku[1] = "Sites you are seeking
From your path they are fleeing
Their winter has come.",
haiku[2] = "A truth found, be told
You are far from the fold, Go
Come back yet again.",
haiku[3] = "Wind catches lily
Scatt'ring petals to the wind:
Your page is not found.",
haiku[4] = "These three are certain:
Death, taxes, and page not found.
You, victim of one.",
haiku[5] = "Errors have occurred.
We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.",
haiku[6] = "The code was willing
It considered your request,
But the chips were weak.",
haiku[7] = "Morning and sorrow
404 not with us now
Lost to paradise.",
haiku[8] = "Page not found? Alas!
Go try typing that again.
Accuracy counts.",
haiku[9] = "Page slips through fingers
Pulse pounding hard and frantic
Vanishing like mist.",
haiku[10] = "The dream is shattered
The web page cannot be found
Inside the spring rain.",
haiku[11] = "Error reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.",
haiku[12] = "The ten thousand things
How long do any persist?
The web page, not there.",
haiku[13] = "Emptyness of soul
Forever aching blackness:
\"Your page is not found.\"",
haiku[14] = "Click exciting link
Gossamer threads hold you back
404 not found.",
haiku[15] = "With searching comes loss
And the presence of absence:
The page is not found.",
haiku[16] = "You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on
The page is not here.",
haiku[17] = "Rather than a beep
Or a rude error message,
These words: 'Page not found.'",
haiku[18] = "Something you entered
Transcended parameters.
The page is unknown.",
haiku[19] = "Stay the patient course
Of little worth is your ire
404 Not Found",
haiku[20] = "There is a chasm
Of carbon and silicon
The server can't bridge.",
haiku[21] = "Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, retry, and perhaps
Your page shall return.",
haiku[22] = "A page like that?
It might be very useful
But it is not here.",
haiku[23] = "Server's poor response
Not quick enough for browser.
Timed out, plum blossom.",
haiku[24] = "Seeing my great fault
Through darkening dead servers
I begin again.",
haiku[25] = "Visit the home page
It can be done easily
Click Logo above.",
haiku[26] = "To have no errors
Would be life without meaning
No struggle, no joy",
haiku[27] = "Site is silent, still
No voices can be heard now
The cows roll their eyes.",
haiku[28] = "Alas, Page Not Found
So fleeting, the Internet
Bytes, like the mist, fade.",
haiku[29] = "Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
The web is like that.",
haiku[30] = "That page is not here
Perhaps another would do?
Click, try yet again"
haiku[31] = "Virtual Petal
Falls on virtual water.
Sea of Knowledge, gone."
haiku[32] = "The Web, so fleeting;
That which you seek to find here
Like mist, fades away"
// The random number generator.
function rand(n) {
seed = (0x015a4e35 * seed) % 0x7fffffff;
return (seed >> 16) % n;
}
var now = new Date()
var seed = now.getTime() % 0xffffffff